There is a war going on. It is fierce. But the battle is not on Facebook, it is not on YouTube, and it's not even on the Gaza coast. Obama is not involved, Turkey is not involved, nor is Iran involved. The war is between the Jews and themselves. The Jews want to be like everyone else. But then the Jews want to be uniquely Jewish.
The Jews want to be world leaders. But the Jews want to go unnoticed and be left alone.
The Jews want to connect with their God. But the Jews aren't even sure if they even believe in their God.
Meanwhile, as this battle rages on between the Jews and themselves, some mosquito rides a boat into Gaza. The mosquito bites. The Jews swat at it, and everyone goes ape.
The hasbara, or PR battle looks grim. It seems like there’s no way we can win, no way to convince anybody that we were acting in self defense, no way to show that they started it, no way to come out of this situation with the upper hand. The truth is, there is one way we can win this fight and come out on top, but it will require one heck of a paradigm shift that the current Israeli leadership is not willing to execute. Neither are the people of Israel ready for such a shift, but I present it here as the only option Israel will eventually have no choice but to turn to when things get really, really tight.
The truth of the matter is that those Turks, or whoever the heck they were, had every right to sail to Gaza. They had every right to arm themselves, and they had every right to fight the IDF. Why? Because the Jews, in a fit of confusion about who they are, decided it would be a good idea to kick themselves out of Gaza five years ago and declare to everyone that Gaza is not part of Israel. Instead of having a mosquito bite her foot, she decided to simply amputate the foot and hobble around on a stump, expecting people not to challenge her or try to push over her stumbling, lame body. They had every right to fight our soldiers because our soldiers are blockading a limb that they themselves amputated five years ago.
Look people - hack off your own foot, and expect to get a serious, life threatening infection. Don't blame the bacteria. They're just doing their job.
But enough of the grim reality. How do we win this fight? Despite what was just written, it is very winnable. First, we must understand the other side. In order to do that, we must first ask ourselves a simple question. Why are we blockading Gaza? Why not just let the ships in? People answer weapons, rockets, whatnots. But if that’s true, why not blockade Lebanon? Well, we could, but we retreated from there 10 years ago. I mean, we could prevent Hizballah from rearming with weapons we definitely will have to deal with whenever the Third Lebanon War breaks out, and we all know it will sooner or later.
The answer is simple. We’re not blockading Lebanon because Lebanon is a sovereign state, it is not our territory, and we are not currently at war with it. Then why blockade Gaza? It isn’t our territory either, it’s pretty much a sovereign state with a Hamas government. They haven't shot many rockets since Cast Lead. So what if they are dedicated to our destruction? That means we have to blockade them? And Lebanon and Syria aren't dedicated to our destruction? Give me a break.
And now we can understand the other side. The other side understands that Gaza is not our territory. What the other side doesn’t like is that we are blockading a territory that is not ours. How do you think the world would respond if we suddenly blockaded Lebanon because we don’t want them to have weapons? Just because our soldiers responded in self defense does not mean that they suddenly have a right to mess with someone else's land.
The self defense argument is irrelevant, even if true, and of course it is. American Jews - I know you're doing your best with Facebook and YouTube and Twitter and all that, but you're wasting your time, you're barking up the wrong tree. You're propellers. No offense. You're on my side, but you're broadcasting the wrong message. We have to face it. We're the bad guys. Self defense doesn't change that.
The only relevant question is to whom does Gaza belong? If it belongs to Hamas, then let them do what they want with it. If they fire at you, fire back and conquer until the other side surrenders unconditionally. But doing that of course will not win the hasbara fight, nor alleviate the political situation. You can’t conquer a land that isn’t yours for long. The allies left Europe shortly after World War II because Europe is not American land.
The only thing that will win the PR fight and will solve the political situation is simply declaring that the Gaza Strip is an inseparable part of Israel, rebuilding Gush Katif and settling it one thousandfold, and paying the Arabs there to leave using the military budget we are currently spending on rocket-proofing the entire Southwestern Negev like a bunch of idiots building a hospital under a hole in a highway bridge.
So, American Jews - I call upon you to protest the Israeli government who is responsible for us being the bad guys, and tell them that the Gaza Strip is Jewish land, and as such should be annexed and the Arabs paid to leave. Tell them to expel the Turkish ambassador and break all ties with Turkey. Otherwise, the Israeli government should stop telling Muslims they can't sail to their own land with whatever metal bats they want to bring for some good Muslim teething.
Understand that the world doesn’t care if you’re acting in self-defense. They care about whether you are a freedom fighter or a terrorist, and even terrorists have the right to self defense. The difference between a freedom fighter and a terrorist is simply this: A freedom fighter is fighting for his own land. A terrorist is fighting for somebody else’s.
Israel must declare to the world what her land is and fight for it with a sense of Jewish Justice fighting in the name of the God of Israel, not in the name of the God of Christian self defense. Until she does that, she is destined to lose not only the Hasbara fight, but the legitimacy of her own existence as the only Jewish State on the face of the globe.
Eventually, we will all understand that. In the meantime, the seas are going to get quite rough. Hold on to your oars and know that every bump we pass is a bump closer to when we will wake the heck up as a 3,000 year old nation and turn everything around.
I'll see you guys on the calm shores, and I anxiously anticipate smooth sailing with us at the head of the Armada of the world.